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Mister Church
In the ever so sage words of Churchy:
"How perfectly goddamn delightful it all is to be sure."
Stalker Central...As if he didn't have enough of this sort of thing in real life!
Ouchy the Clown
"As your clown dominant, I am your excruciating source for
Bondage and discipline
Hot wax
Straight razor shaving
Boundary pushing
Making you laugh while I hurt you
I have been a practicing clown dom for over two years and am respectful of all limits. Trust me, I'm a clown. "
Insect sale!
This site is ONLY for the purchase of DECEASED insects...
Note: They DO NOT sell any LIVE insects!
Jellicle Nietzche!!!
Yes, indeed! The infamous "Broadway" play! Written by ME!
Whirling Dervish
This is not a website, but merely an informational "heads up!"...I insist that anyone in the NOLA area visit this fine establishment...Brought to you by Matt Vaughn; who some of you may know as the bartender with the bullhorn who sets himself on fire! Good stuff!
Hatten är din!
Crazy Swedish...or is it Turkish? site and film promoting a "popular song" about a hat! A cinematic tour de force!
TV Party
An excellent link for anyone who needs to revisit the commercials of their youth...Important information and Quicktime movie of Palmolive's Madge; my only female roll model growing up..."It looks like you've been digging rocks with those hands!!!"
REAL Ninjas!
Oh man...You just have to look...And I quote: "I want to flip out and kill people, too. That's really cool and by cool i mean totally sweet"...Ummm...
Ftrain
The tears literally flowed when I read this site. So funny, it should be ILLEGAL! Please check this out...
Steve's Web Page
Ahhhh....Steve Burns...One time host of Blue's Clues...What can I say?? He's hilarious, and he knows a LOT about squirrels...*sigh*
Clifford's Cat Hats
"The Cat Hats everyone has been waiting for.."
Tiny Tim Memorial
"Plant" a tulip in memory of this enigmatic, and mayhaps misunderstood musical tour de force we knew as Tiny Tim...
Snack Shedd
Ummm...This is kinda weird...I'm hoping it's not serious, but then again...
Dumb Laws
This warrants a hearty guffaw...It's amazing how many states have laws prohibiting carrying ice cream cones in one's back pocket....
Invain
My friend who commonly refers to himself as Crazy504 claims that this is a kick-ass NOLA metal band...I shall take his word for it and link them accordingly.
Hippy the Clown
I would classify this essay as a morality tale...Chilling childhood clown run-in...
Dr. Cliff
He's an Agent of SANTA!!
Eight-9-3
If you love spitting your coffee across the room like I often do...This is the best route. This man is so funny, it just doesn't seem NATURAL....
Gogo Girl
Yeeeeee! No one can shake it like this one! Chronicles of a gogo dancer!
Miss Lily
This fabulous "cross old bird" gives you all the advice you will ever need---especially if you are a chronic masturbator!
G. Gordon Liddy
The most intriguing man ALIVE! He's not a rat--and he cannot be destroyed by fire!!!
Number 20
Deeply entertaining tales courtesy of the legendary Number "Ass Pants" 20
Bonsai Kitten
The delicate art of Kitten Modification...
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